Why do I have followers I’m not funny and I can’t photoshop

(Source: onejizzle)

(Source: theepichumor)

• friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
• me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.